#ally's shenanigans

[allys-diary]

shenanigans :: ally week 2024

Hoooo boi howdy ya girl is 30 and let's be so real right now…at so many points in my life I wasn't sure if I was gonna reach this age, but also I had so many expectations of what life would look like for me once I got here and…

Let's just say it's not a perfect match 🙃 But also I honestly wouldn't trade it for anything. Instead of trying to chase a "dream" that was thrust upon me by constantly comparing my life to my parents going "Goddamn when they were my age, I already existed and I was a whole menace", I decided to set out to heal inner wounds that I didn't realize were there until I revisited those areas in my life and there were places that stung when they were touched.

But that's gonna be a story for another vent post, this is just gonna be a place to show y'all everything I've gotten up to on the days leading up to the day itself.

Everything below the cut because pictures ahead

First we kicked the week off with something very on brand that just had impeccable timing: Sanrio-themed Krispy Kreme donuts

tbh the flavor wasn't all that amazing, but it was still fun (and messy lol) to eat them…also no, I didn't finish them all by myself, I split them with my mother (I did claim the Kuromi one tho). And unlike Froot Loops that all just had the same flavor across the board, these ones actually had different flavors with every donut, so that was fun, too.

While of course I would never be so vapid enough to say that this is all happening because it's my birthday week, there was also the amazing little happenstance of one of my favorite bands releasing new music and this was the week I found out that Marianas Trench is coming out with a whole new album.

The rest of the week was honestly pretty uneventful because I spent most of it at home working and ticking off items from my onboarding list, so really at least half of my free time during this week was spent sleeping 🥴 I did go out after my shift towards the end of the week though to grab some food & coffee with my parents but that's about it.

And then once the weekend hit, my whorish ways got the better of me and I decided to 'pspspspspspsps' in cursive over on my main/more active account and suddenly Tom content was conjured into existence (thank you Paris Olympics and BBC)

I finally got my lil mitts on the chili pepper Jellycat plush, along with a lil Squishmallow HugMee

It's the lil yellow donkey. And that's probably the last Squishmallow I'm getting (because space issues) unless I find Ximena the Winking Mango (for obvious reasons)

Overall it was a pretty chill week. No tears, no annoying ghosts from the past trying to kill the vibe (well unless you count a bitch ass teacher from Junior Year, yeah I'm looking at you Jonas), and only the slightest hint of existential crisis.

Now I got a whole lotta things I wanna do before I turn 31 so…lemme just get that todo list all together 🥴

[gothamite-rambler]

Ra's and Talia being strange allies with Damian's friend Jon (when they're both teenagers)

Ra's: Damian told us a lot about you.

Jon: I hope it's all good.

Ra's: Yes, of course. Son of Superman.

Talia: Has saved him numerous times and you've been on numerous missions together.

Ra's: You wear those crocodile shoes still.

Talia: You like baseball.

Ra's: You're gay.

Talia: Father!

Ra's: What? I worked it into the conversation well.

Damian: Yeah, but you didn't use the correct word.

Talia: Yes, he's bisexual.

Ra's: Like Drake?

Talia and Damian nodded.

Ra's: Huh, what a small world. I know two bisexual men. Back in my day it was hard for a man to even come out as gay, but I'm glad times have changed.

Damian: Well to be fair in your time I imagine gayness was seen as a mental disorder along with lobotomies.

Jon: Don't forget it being seen as a sign of pedophila.

Ra's: Dark times I agree, but I'm not that type of man. I have to get that cake redone though. I got the rainbow flag. What is it the bi's have?

Jon: Well I mean cake is cake. I'll eat it regardless.

Ra's: I already like him more then Drake or that Carrie Kelley you keep bringing here.

Talia: Or that daughter of Diana.

Damian: She won't stop following me and Liz is my close friend.

[chungledown-bimothy]

the odds of lou rolling 2 nat ones and ally coming in with a nat twenty is 1 in 8000.

that's only slightly better odds than finding a shiny pokemon in gens 2-5 and almost twice as unlikely as finding in gen 6 onward.

[kikillustrate]

that's nice grandpa

[deconstructthesoup]

AlI I want to see now is a D20 campaign, DMed by Brennan, featuring Emily, Ally, Jujubee, and Rehka, and their only goal is to wreck his shit

I'll even accept it as a oneshot played during a Very Special Game Changer episode

[felix-krain]

ShenanigAIns (it wasn’t the first time that happened)

BONUS:

[palmettoshitposts]

nicky: has been rambling on about twilight for an hour and a half now, laying out all of his headcanons and discussing the best fanfics he’s read

seth, who’s just walked in: what the fuck is a twilight? isn’t that the gay bar you lot go to?

aaron: it’s not a gay bar 🙄

andrew and nicky, staring at each other: …

neil: you’re entirely correct seth!

aaron: andrew you fucking swore it wasn’t-

neil: look i know not pulling is commonplace for you aaron but weren’t you the tiniest bit suspicious?

[nocontextspiderman]

Marvel Team-Up #7 (2005)

[freckledbastard]

redid the reaper quests for funsies and this was all i could think the whole time

"hey zenos, yeah theres this voidsent dude calling me his prey? yeah you need to have a pact with another voidsent to beat him and he was being real intense the whole time and talking about how he was gonna devour me and how glorious it would be? yeah- yeah no i know thats your thing dude i tried to tell him and everything but idk, he seems pretty set on the idea of me being his prey... oh youre heading his way already and are gonna super murder him? oh weird thats crazy, anyway."

[jekyll-doodles]

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mister hate monolith doesn't like a thing humans do. What else is new. Anyway drawing mechanic systems to give the illusion of babygirl is a fun challenge i think more should try.

[loucifersbitch]

new kink club wip update! chapter 3 is back to buck's POV (no porn this time, sorry. or you're welcome. depending on your preference sdlkfjdsklfj)

“There’s only so many places she could be.” Eddie raises an eyebrow at Buck over the young woman’s head. Kelsey? Chelsea? - one of those - had called 911 in a panic. Her nose wouldn’t stop bleeding, and she couldn’t safely get herself to the nearest ER, so the 118 were called out to help her. Hen quickly found the problem - a burst blood vessel brought on by the dry weather and exacerbated by undiagnosed haemophilia - and they were about to leave when she stopped them saying her dog was missing. “She ran off when the bleeding started, and I haven't seen her since!” she had cried, great tears tracking down her cheeks. So now the 118 are searching KelseyChelsea’s apartment for a 3lb yorkie named Ingrid Barkman. “Does she have any normal hiding spots?” Bobby asks, calm as ever. “No, she’s never hidden from me before.” Then a loud thunk comes from the back bedroom followed by a pained grunt from Chimney. “Found her!” he yells, strained, just as a tiny blur of a dog comes sprinting out of the bedroom. “Gonna need a little help back here.” Buck exchanges a confused look with Eddie, but they both rush back to find Chim pinned under a barbell with at least 95kgs of weight on the ends. Buck can’t help the snort that escapes him, and he takes a picture to send to Maddie later.  “Sure, laugh it up, Buckley,” Chim says. “Your sister won’t be laughing when she finds out you let her husband die because you had to take a picture before rescuing him!” Buck’s still laughing as he moves to lift the bar, but then he hears the click of another phone camera and turns to see Bobby and Hen with their phones out, too. So he steps back and lets them get all the photos they want - Chim griping the entire time - before helping Eddie lift the weight off. “You’re not married yet, Chim,” Buck reminds him, offering a hand to help him up. “You’ve still got three months of freedom left.” “‘Freedom,’ he says. Buck, I haven’t been - or wanted to be - “free” from your sister in years. The only thing this marriage will change is some legal paperwork and new jewelry.” “Hmm,” Ravi hums from behind them, pocketing his phone, “that’ll make a great video to show at your reception.” Ravi runs out of the room, narrowly avoiding Chimney swiping at him as he runs after him yelling, “Give that here, you little shit!” Bobby just shakes his head. “The professionalism of the LAFD,” he mutters. “Sorry about them, Chelsea. We’ll be on our way now that you have Ingrid again.” Chelsea just nods, tears still staining her cheeks as she kisses the top of Ingrid’s head.

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[alatariel-galadriel]

Scott Summers and Illyana Rasputin, iconic duo

Uncanny X-Men (2013) #2

[ashes-in-a-jar]

I think we got another Riz Fabian shipper

[melancholitas]

Day 3 of @heart-pirates-week is testing the loyalty of a certain penguin:

A Poker Round With The Alliance

Nami: Alright Penguin! You lost, now pay up!

Penguin:... I'm broke though.

Nami: Hmm. That's a shame. I'm not doing loans outside the crew, so you'll have to pay your dues in another way then. How about this! Either fess up some dirty little secret of your Captain or eat 3 Greenstone Reapers!

*pulls out some chilis from Usopps bag*

Usopp: Oi, that's dangerous! These are the deadliest ones I've grown so far---

Ikkaku: Girl, that's evil. I'm getting the cameko snail---

Shachi: Oh dang, I better grab some bread and that giant milk jug with a funnel---

Nami: but he didn't even agr-

Penguin: Gimme that.

Usopp:.. Are you sure? You might die if you eat all of them at once ----

Bepo: You'll never get him to sell out Captain just for something like this.

Penguin: Exactly. Also, how bad can it be?

Clione: 2000 berries he'll regret these words.

Uni: Deal. I think he can handle it. Another 2000 if he can manage to hide it from our captain.

Clione: Deal.

Nami: Damn... You're worse than me...

Penguin: I can hear you, you know...?

5 minutes later

*Penguin silently dies on the table*

Shachi: *patting his friend* There, there, take another sip, you dork.

Penguin: *unintelligible noises*

Usopp:... Sometimes I'm really scared of you, Nami... *shudders*

Nami: What! Don't look at me like that, I gave him a choice and he picked his poison!

Bepo: *teary* will he make it? I don't want to tell captain we lost him *close to wailing*

Franky: *starts sobbing* OUH, that loyalty is SUPER heart warming! Rest in peace little fella!

Shachi: Oi, he's not actually dying, dude! Have some faith!

Penguin: I'm not so sure about that *wipes his running face on Shachi's boiler suit*

Shachi: Sssh, it'll be over in a second, hang in ther-- EW, YOU HEATHEN! USE A GOD DAMN TISSUE!

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[jambiscuits27]

Kiryu kazuma core

[juliendesclefs]

Morpho Knight is in Dungeons and Dragons! [Look under the cut!]

Hello everyone! As promised, here is the surprise, to thank everyone who participated on my polls…It's the Dungeons and Dragons stats block for Morpho Knight! Did you wanted to have him as the suprise boss of a campaign? Now you can! Hope you like it, if you have remarks/comments, I would be happy to hear!

I make a poll to break the tie I had last time about Morpho Knight, if you did not voted here nor on Twitter, you can do it by following the link!

Here is the link to the poll!